[ you're the weirdo, weirdo. no one here spoke french! ]
[ despite the fact that he's basically accepted to become her personal shopper without so much as saying yes, rachel elizabeth dare, i accept your quest to be your personal shopper, he's going to go the luke castellan route and make this difficult. what an archimalakas. ]
What do I get out of this heist that's a poorly disguised personal shopper gig?
What? No. Gods. [ the sass is so strong in this one. she's used to Percy's sass, but this is a whole other level ] You asked me a question, but it wasn't in English. So. [ yeah she's hilarious ] Just watch your language, mister.
And- I don't know. I haven't thought about it. What do you want for it?
[ luke just frowns. despite the parental reprimand, luke's going to have to watch his language. he doesn't even remember asking her the question in anything but english. ]
[ he's quiet for a moment as he thinks of what it is a mortal girl could possibly give him. he doesn't really want anything; he has all that he needs — backbiter, george and martha, his life — but what he lacks in are items he hasn't quite recognised he requires just yet. closure for the titan war had come in the words of percy, but even he's a little iffy on believing the son of the sea when it comes to what he had achieved. it's almost way too good to be true. but there's closure for may, for thalia, to annabeth — she's from his future, but he finds he has no questions regarding what he no longer has. ]
[ perhaps he can ask for a rain check. ]
You're seriously the Oracle? You kind of lack the hideously dead complexion.
[ he has to double-check. how else is she to repay him for his services if he can't guarantee she's not a liar? ]
[ this she can handle, having to prove herself in one way or another. it was lucky ( or.. not ) for her that she took on the spirit in front of enough campers for them to spread the word, so it wasn't as if she had to spend much time convincing the demigods of Camp Half-Blood that no really, she knew what she was talking about, and no really, her bad dreams meant a serious quest was afoot - but generally speaking, this isn't the first time she's heard "seriously?" ]
I'd show you my aura, but it's not as impressive over video chat. [ she sounds a little more serious now, though ] Hades' curse was lifted after the conclusion of the war. The Oracle before me was finally able to move on, and I took her place.
[ this is the first time luke's hearing about a hades' curse — frankly, he doesn't care. the oracle means very little to him. there's nothing tying him to the curse, nor even the oracle's spirit herself. what he doesn't know makes him ignorant, from what truly made may castellan lose herself little by little over the course of her life and his to just how much he needs to dislike the god of the dead. he brushes it off, under the rug it goes. it's nice to know the oracle of delphi's current host may be at peace, but luke lacks the story and thus the compassion to really care. ]
[ thanks for the history lesson, rachel. he won't be passing that exam as he tuned out. ]
Right. [ it sounds as though he doesn't believe her, but it's a little difficult to let it sink in and process quickly the oracle up in the attic may be no more. luke castellan is dead and the world continues to spin on. ] So, if you're the Oracle, tell me of my future. [ because it's that simple. ]
[ there comes a little tug in her chest at that direct question, a tell him that she's learned to control by now, but it's still there. being over a video makes it a little easier. still. ]
You know I'm not supposed to do that, hero. [ like she's lecturing one of the campers who just asked for her to tell him the outcome of the next chariot race so he can make an easy drachma. ] But alright, which future do you mean - here, or home? [ because no she doesn't know what he knows and she's not about to dig into that unless he really cares to know ]
[ he bristles at hero. it'd be easier to simply snap at her for it, but luke decides to be the cat and brush it under the already lumpy rug. it's a detour he doesn't want to take when he's trying to get her to prove something he can't grade her against. what does he know about being the oracle? nothing. ]
[ he smiles, but it's not out of mirth. ] You forget? The dead don't have futures, Red. [ at least, not at home. here? he has a future. it's difficult for him to wrap his head around, his second chance panning out better than his first try. ]
[ nope she's not going to comment on his death, because that would just be rude. ]
I haven't really tried to look into anyone's future here, to be perfectly honest. Fate, it's not the same as it is back in our world. It- feels different. [ her brow furrows up, like she's all too aware of how that sounds ] I still have dreams, but they're not as clear. And I definitely can't read anything over the lockets, so.
[ as for feeling off, luke gets it. without kronos in his head, he feels unbalanced — or perhaps he's finally righted himself, no longer favouring his left over his right as the titan has left the building of luke castellan. he doesn't comment on it; he doesn't want to. finding a common ground with rachel elizabeth dare is not something he wants to pursue. ]
So, you just want me to find pretty things out of the goodness of my heart, then?
[ he hasn't said no, and he has no plans to — it's the most he'll be doing since retrieving the moon. he's bored, but he doesn't like saying yes, sure, either. ]
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[ you're the weirdo, weirdo. no one here spoke french! ]
[ despite the fact that he's basically accepted to become her personal shopper without so much as saying yes, rachel elizabeth dare, i accept your quest to be your personal shopper, he's going to go the luke castellan route and make this difficult. what an archimalakas. ]
What do I get out of this heist that's a poorly disguised personal shopper gig?
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And- I don't know. I haven't thought about it. What do you want for it?
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[ he's quiet for a moment as he thinks of what it is a mortal girl could possibly give him. he doesn't really want anything; he has all that he needs — backbiter, george and martha, his life — but what he lacks in are items he hasn't quite recognised he requires just yet. closure for the titan war had come in the words of percy, but even he's a little iffy on believing the son of the sea when it comes to what he had achieved. it's almost way too good to be true. but there's closure for may, for thalia, to annabeth — she's from his future, but he finds he has no questions regarding what he no longer has. ]
[ perhaps he can ask for a rain check. ]
You're seriously the Oracle? You kind of lack the hideously dead complexion.
[ he has to double-check. how else is she to repay him for his services if he can't guarantee she's not a liar? ]
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[ this she can handle, having to prove herself in one way or another. it was lucky ( or.. not ) for her that she took on the spirit in front of enough campers for them to spread the word, so it wasn't as if she had to spend much time convincing the demigods of Camp Half-Blood that no really, she knew what she was talking about, and no really, her bad dreams meant a serious quest was afoot - but generally speaking, this isn't the first time she's heard "seriously?" ]
I'd show you my aura, but it's not as impressive over video chat. [ she sounds a little more serious now, though ] Hades' curse was lifted after the conclusion of the war. The Oracle before me was finally able to move on, and I took her place.
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[ thanks for the history lesson, rachel. he won't be passing that exam as he tuned out. ]
Right. [ it sounds as though he doesn't believe her, but it's a little difficult to let it sink in and process quickly the oracle up in the attic may be no more. luke castellan is dead and the world continues to spin on. ] So, if you're the Oracle, tell me of my future. [ because it's that simple. ]
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You know I'm not supposed to do that, hero. [ like she's lecturing one of the campers who just asked for her to tell him the outcome of the next chariot race so he can make an easy drachma. ] But alright, which future do you mean - here, or home? [ because no she doesn't know what he knows and she's not about to dig into that unless he really cares to know ]
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[ he smiles, but it's not out of mirth. ] You forget? The dead don't have futures, Red. [ at least, not at home. here? he has a future. it's difficult for him to wrap his head around, his second chance panning out better than his first try. ]
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[ nope she's not going to comment on his death, because that would just be rude. ]
I haven't really tried to look into anyone's future here, to be perfectly honest. Fate, it's not the same as it is back in our world. It- feels different. [ her brow furrows up, like she's all too aware of how that sounds ] I still have dreams, but they're not as clear. And I definitely can't read anything over the lockets, so.
[ so he's outta luck, for now ]
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So, you just want me to find pretty things out of the goodness of my heart, then?
[ he hasn't said no, and he has no plans to — it's the most he'll be doing since retrieving the moon. he's bored, but he doesn't like saying yes, sure, either. ]
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[ cue the biggest smile that has ever been smiled ]